FINE, I CONFESS….

You know what I love reading? Confessions. There are things parents wouldn’t dare say unless it remained anonymous and even then would be scared someone would find out it was them. I don’t mind confessing because I don’t care what people think. It’s a curse and a blessing. I have a few parent blog sites that have an anonymous confessions page and I love it. I’m thinking of starting one on my page myself! What do you all think?

In the mean time….Let me confess to some things-

Yesterday over lunch, I taught my kids how to say shit without saying shit. At least 6 different ways. The thesaurus can be their best friend and other kids would never know they are actually calling them a piece of shit. Maybe a mom fail but it was a good lunch.

Travis left for work on Friday, we have only showered once since he’s been gone. It’s hard for me to shower myself or wash Delylahs hair. But, I do make sure they take a dip in the pool everyday.

We had our first solicitor yesterday. I pretended to be the babysitter and they left.

My kids were swimming and fighting yesterday. I didn’t get up, say anything or get in their way. They were both pissed at me but that would have been a waste of my energy and them being in the pool was at least keeping them busy for a few moments.

Levi thinks he should get paid for taking out “his” trash. I told him to move out and see who pays him for taking “his” trash out then. (He got the picture quick)

When I do the get the chance to have “me” time or date nights or get-aways with Travis, I don’t miss my kids.

When I stress, I clean. I must stress a lot because my house is always clean….

I secretly want no pets. None. No dogs, cats or the damn fish. If someone broke in and only took the animals I wouldn’t even call the cops. The kids don’t take care of them or pick up poop. I hate getting slobbered on by the dogs and the cat we rescued poops and pees on the floor when she feels the floors too clean. Screw them!

What would you confess?

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2 thoughts on “FINE, I CONFESS….

  1. Confessions; such liberating wee things. I confess that these last school holidays I have been racing myself to the bottom of a gin bottle as I berate myself for wanting the holidays to be over! NOW! Love your style.

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