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Friday Is Fabulous!

We woke up to Snow! Snow in Texas! We never thought we would see the day!

The last time it snowed in this area was December of 2009!

I am taking it as a sign of how fabulous this Friday truly is!

It is fabulous because Travis is home from work. He was supposed to go in today but there is no one to fly the chopper and it was snowing in Galveston this morning. He gets to be with us for another day!

Waking up to snow was Fabulous! A reminder of home.

Yes, it’s dark. We get up at 5am.

It’s Friday! That itself is fabulous but it is the beginning of Levi’s first swim meet! It is a 3 day meet and I’m excited for him. He isn’t swimming for the meet today but he is practicing for the next 2 days of competition!

Jack is getting groomed today! He is long overdue for a grooming. I can’t wait for him to smell better and see better!

We are sticking to our 25 days of Christmas Movies and Activities. Tonight we are having friends over to watch the movie with us and have some popcorn!

With this cold weather we got out the crock pot and started a pot of chicken soup! There is nothing better than some home-made chicken and dumplings when it’s cold out!

All the bills are paid! That makes this Friday even more Fabulous!

I went to yoga all week and skipped today. I hurt the ball of my foot landing wrong while trying to get down the elbow head stand that I am determined to hold for longer than 10 seconds. But that is Fabulous. I am listening to my body and am able to get some meditation in at home while stretching and giving my foot a break.

It may be cold out with a bit of snow. Delylah may still have a cough and a runny nose. Levi may be grumpy because puberty is just weird. But the bus was on time even though there was snow. The kids got to throw snow balls at each other at the bus stop. We will have friends over after school and Travis is still home to spend time with us.

Friday truly is Fabulous!

Enjoy!

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There Is Always Something To Be Thankful For

It is a very brisk Thursday today. This is the most use our heater has gotten since we moved  in. I am not minding one bit though. It is beanie weather and that means I don’t have to do a damn thing with my hair!

It is Thursday.

A Thursday to think about all the things you are thankful for. Big, small. Things that might even sound ridiculous.

I am thankful that it’s cold outside. It means I don’t have to pick up dog poop. Although there is a down side to that. When it isn’t cold and I actually do have to go outside to pick it up, there will be a million piles of poop out there. That’s ok. Because today, right now, I’m thankful I don’t have to do it!

It’s the month of Christmas. It can be a tough month, money wise. Even if you’re the smartest person with your money, it can still be a tough month. I am thankful that all of our bills are paid, we have a roof over our heads, food in our fridge and cabinets and lucky enough to still get the kids presents for Christmas.

I deep cleaned my car last week. The terrible, awful smell that has been lingering in there since our 3 week road trip is finally gone! You know what it was? I keep spare ketchup, hot sauce and mustard packets in my glove box and some had apparently exploded and gone bad. That was the smell. So gross!

Tea. Tea is hot. I am cold. It makes my belly feel better. It’s that easy.

I fell asleep last night about 8:30ish and didn’t wake up one time to go pee. I am usually up 2-3 times a night to use the bathroom but not last night. I am so thankful for a good nights sleep!

Kind words and nice ways. When I leave yoga there’s a lot of people just standing around and some people who never talk to anyone. I always smile at everyone and say “Have a great rest of your day.” I can see it light up their faces. It is really that easy.

Amazon and online shopping. I went to the store the other day and it was so crowded! The holiday shopping is crazy! Whether it’s for groceries or gifts, people are all over the place. I am so thankful for Amazon and the ability to shop online, from home.

Coffee.

My sonic care tooth-brush!

Conditioner. Because I would never be able to brush Delylahs hair without it.

My neighbor. Helpful in more ways than she knows.

The DVR. Who actually has time to watch shows when they are on?

What are you Thankful for today?

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How To Be The Worst Parent Ever!

As parents we can and we do so many things that piss off our children. We think we are doing great but they hate us or don’t like us, won’t listen to us, pout about stupid things that we are trying to talk to them about. They ignore us. In order to be deemed “the worst parent ever” you must follow some of these steps.

Force your child to apologize- Apparently teaching your kids how to be respectful isn’t tolerated by many kids world wide. How dare you make them apologize for being an ass hole and in front of people no less. But they had no problem being an ass hole in front of those people. Such a bummer for them but now you are the worst parent ever. How could you?

Don’t allow your elementary aged kid or junior high aged kid to have a social media account- Because every 7th grader is posting play by plays to their day. “Just had ice cream.” “Watching T.V.” I know Levi wants an FB account at the ripe old age of 12 but he is nowhere near ready for it. “But mom, all my friends are on FB.” Good for your friends buddy. Maybe they are mature enough to not click on outside links or smart enough to know that “HENRY” who just messaged them is a sex offender and they aren’t writing him back even though he’s a super cool dirt bike dude. Yep, I might be the worst parent ever!

Make your kids do their homework/schoolwork- You have some nerve forcing your child to do their homework EVERYDAY! They have to sit at the table too! You are such an unreasonable dictator! They just want to play video games or play outside. They promise they will do it after dinner. But no. You are the worst parent ever making them do it right after school. Then you check their work and sigh….You start to wonder why you even reproduced. You clearly hate your children for putting so much pressure on them to succeed in school. You MONSTER!

Make your kids eat what you have already prepared for dinner- Apparently kids everywhere hate whatever their parents spent the last 2 hours cooking for them. You don’t care how that green bean gets into your kids digestive system but they may not get up from the table until it’s in their belly! Eat the damn legume, kid. Just eat it!

Correct your kids manners in front of people- Someone just said Hi or That’s a cool jacket, you damn well better say Hi or thank you back or I’m going to hold you there until the words sputter from your lips. You don’t get to just ignore someone who is speaking to you. And you definitely don’t get to be disrespectful. I want to hear you utter the words “please, thank you, you’re welcome, no thank you, I’m sorry, nice to meet you” whatever it is, you will say it because you are listening when people speak to you. Yes, I am the devil teaching you how to be a respectful human being!

Now you know where your parenting skills stand. If your kids are constantly hating you for implementing rules and regulations, like mine, then CONGRATULATIONS! You are doing an amazing job!

Happy Wednesday My Friends

Keep Ruining Your Kids Lives!

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Spreading Positivity

Noticing when people are having a bad day and smiling at them is all it takes to help turn their day around. I am quite tired of seeing and hearing people judging and being rude. Someone else’s happiness is not a thing to bother with. I know I wouldn’t like it if someone messed with mine. Sometimes we all have bad days. I would like to share some positivity and optimism with you and hopefully bring a smile to your face. Don’t be shy…share it with someone else who you think might need it too!

There is something beautiful in everyday. You just have to find it!

Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced. Don’t miss out!

Believe in Yourself!!

Everyday is a second chance! Live it!

Worrying will never change the outcome ← So true!

Be in love with your life. Every detail of it no matter how crappy! It’s your life!

Being positive doesn’t mean ignoring the negative. It means overcoming the negative.

If you’re having a bad day take a deep breath. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life!

EVERYTHING is possible!

Impossibilities are only things we haven’t learned yet.

You’re Awake! You’re Awesome! Live like it!

Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations.

You are not too old and it’s not too late!

You Decide.

Everyday is a second chance.

And remember…

Shit could be worse!

Happy Tuesday My Friends – Keep Smiling

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